We're a small Californian metalworking outfit who loves to make pretty things that last forever. There may have been an over-investment in equipment but it's the Bay Area so we needed a bit of "AI-driven" "CNC precision" and "reliable performance" in our bio.
We are not chasing profit, we're chasing dreams.
We are not trying to be number one, we aim to be the number for you.
Cliches aside, this shop was set up to make your truly unique, one-of-a-kind, or truly bad ideas happen.
Hit us up on the contact page and an genuine human will get back to you.
Meanwhile, here's the team of hard working real
Meet our team
Meet our team
Chief Smith
Smith, artist. Actually an engineer, but we don't talk about that!
Chief Operations Fairy
Making things happen
Her Majesty
...needs food and more scratches. Will trade for stray fur.
Eleanor of squishitane
She's the actual Queen of the outfit and the shop's main squeeze.
CNC Sheena
Always wet, sees a lot of sheetmetal action. Loves it when both Pieta and the Plasma Cutter are plugged into her. This Sheena is actually from Texas.
The Actual Red Anvil
An anvil from Texas, in red. Which weirdly moves around in the shop a lot.
The little shop of horrors.
The little red anvil lives here at a secret location where the skunkworks happen. (Yes, that is the Local LLM PC on the bench...)
The legion of hand tools
They live and die in the big shop - they were made there. AI is not replacing them but they have no retirement benefits.
Pieta the frankenpressor
Pieta was just a lot of air, but became the hardest worker in the team. Recently Pieta DNA grafted the old compressor into itself to increase performance. We now fear Pieta...